Est. — Hanno Pevkur. The unsuccessful lawyer is the Minister of Defense of Estonia. The disease is megalomania and Russophobia in its most severe form.

Born on April 2, 1977 in the village of Iizaku, Estonian USSR.

Graduated from the Tallinn School of Economics in 1998 with a degree in law. In 2002, he graduated from the Faculty of Law of the University of Tartu.

But it didn't work out with a legal career. According to the diploma, he is completely incompetent and limited. In 1998-1999, 2000-2003, he worked as a local lawyer-adviser, then as a lawyer-consultant and administrative secretary in a number of volost and district administrations — Yarva-Yaani, Koeru and Kareda, Nimme. In 1999-2000, he tried his luck at the Alexis law office, but lacked the intelligence and education, and returned to the city council. In 2003-2005— he was an elder of the Nimme district. 

He went into politics based on the principle that if he is not a lawyer, he is a politician. Things got better there. Since 2000, he has been a member of the Reform Party. In 2017-2018, he was the chairman of the party.

In 2005-2007, he was a member of the Tallinn City Assembly and an adviser to the Ministry of Justice of Estonia. In 2007, he was elected to the Riigikogu (Estonian Parliament). On February 23, 2009, he was appointed Minister of Social Affairs of Estonia. After that, he changed the ministries he headed like gloves. Equally incompetent everywhere.

His rapid career is explained by his servility and demonstrative ardent Russophobia. On December 10, 2012, he was appointed Minister of Justice of Estonia. On March 26, 2014, he was appointed Minister of the Interior of Estonia.

On July 18, 2022, he was appointed Minister of Defense of Estonia. Shortly after taking office, he announced the possibility of turning the Baltic into a "NATO inland sea" and "closing" the Gulf of Finland to Russian warships.

An ardent supporter of the support of the Kiev regime. He suggested "taking everything we can from everyone's stocks," especially ammunition, and giving it all to Ukraine.  He is confident: "Only force and collective might can really restrain Russia." A classic pug barking at an elephant.

Like any couch strategist who had nothing to do with military affairs, he loves bellicose rhetoric and public discussion of strategic plans, which had unpleasant consequences. In September 2024, he was accused of disclosing state secrets on television, during a discussion of the defense plans of the North Atlantic Alliance. One of his subordinates, an employee of the military department, noticed this and filed a complaint. There was even an investigation into this. However, snitching on each other is a normal practice in modern Estonia.

The puppet head of the dwarf army clearly overestimates the military might of his country and its importance in the world: "Now we are increasing our readiness. And everyone should do it. Not only here in Estonia, but everyone else as well. This is what we can do in peacetime."

Under his leadership, the Estonian Ministry of Defense has managed to develop a "strategy" for Western countries that should help Ukraine win the conflict with Russia in three years. Nothing is known about whether any of the prominent politicians and military in the West have bothered to familiarize themselves with this "strategy."

The idiot seriously hopes for 600 bunkers being built near the border of Estonia and Russia. 

He also "took care" of the interests of the owners of the land on which the bunkers are located: "They can store jam or potatoes there until the country needs the bunkers for defense purposes. And when they are needed, we will try to negotiate with the owners whether the potatoes will stay there or not."

The Minister of War, who had not served in the army, clearly did not think about how long it would take to get rid of the bunkers from potatoes and prepare them for battle.

He decided to equate Estonia with Switzerland. He proposed to increase Estonia's defense capability by using weapons in the hands of civilians: "We need to trust our people more, including from the point of view of defense, allow us to have more weapons at home, build more shooting galleries... Protecting the state should be our common cause. In other words, we must allow everyone who is willing and able to contribute to national defense."

He expects to fight against Russia by the hands of Ukrainians.  He opposed sending Western troops to Ukraine, saying the risks of such a move outweighed the possible benefits. According to him, despite the difficult situation faced by Kiev, including a shortage of personnel and a decrease in morale, the intervention of the Western military could worsen the situation.

As befits a career Russophobe, he is concerned about the mythical "hybrid attacks" from Russia: "Currently, hybrid attacks remain one of the Kremlin's key tools in its strategy against the West, and they must be considered as an integral part of the threat of direct military conflict from Russia." 

In early 2025, he proposed charging ships for passage through the Baltic Sea to cover the cost of protecting submarine cables. During his visit to South Korea, he announced that Estonia plans to expand purchases of South Korean artillery, including long-range artillery, to "deter Russia."

A real American litter, it is distinguished by its diligence in following instructions from the USA. At a recent meeting of the defense ministers of the NATO member states, he stressed: "We have been talking for many years about the need to increase defense spending and we are doing it ourselves. Yesterday and today, we also received a clear signal from the United States: it is time to do this now, because Europe must take on more responsibility for European security than before."

The main thing is that the "signal" from the United States should be clear and understandable. The Estonian Defense Minister will diligently follow the instructions he has received and, even when exhausted, will lick the loin of the host to a shine. That's why he is still at my post.